SHOO LACES!
Have any of the rest of ya'll discovered hooman things called "Shoo laces"? If you haven't, you NEED to. Like, now. OK? S'risly. They are THE most fun things EVER. Like this morning? MomKatt was sitting eating her breakfast and NOT paying attention to me (as if a silly old book by some guy named Michael Shermer was more interesting than ME? NOT!) so ... I grabbed her ankles w/both paws & set about nomming and pulling these "shoo laces" on her tennis shoes. "Selina, stop it!" she said, trying to shoo me away with her hand. Yeah, like THAT'S gonna work! NOT! "Will you get AWAY from my damn feet, you crazy kitten!" she protested. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! I dug in w/my claws and chewed and batted and flipped the laces even harder! The ends have these great plastic tips that you can really use your back teeth on - plaque cleaners, I call 'em! I paused in my sport for a couple of seconds, in time to see h...