ManKatt Monday - MUPPET DOWN!
OM C! PEEPS! Today was supposed to be all about my b rofur, Peppers, 'cause it's "ManKatt Monday" But I'm afraid it's gotten ... complicated. See, I just came upon these photographs in MomKatt's iP hone and I just don't know what to THINK. They involve my DadKatt's childhoo d Muppet, Cookie Monster. From this photograph, it's obvious that C ookie Monster is dead; he's not moving and there's no hand stuf fed up his butt. But why is he lying, dead, on OUR dining room floor? And why ... oh WHY ??? ... is Peppers sitting near to him? Is he guarding the body? Preserving the crime scene? Or . .. is the answer something f ar more sinister? I gues s this is a good time to say my MomKatt knows some good lawyers ... * gulp* Oh Peppers ! How can you just LIE ther e like that, so ... so ... CASUALLY?! Can't you see he's DEAD? Oh kitties, I think I've stepped into some dystopian nightmare! Could my b ...