My Immodest Brofur

Girl kitties! (Well, guy kitties too, I guess. I'm sure SOME of you aren't like this - and possess a wee bit of discretion and regard for others living with you.) Do any of you have a rude/immodest brofur? I do. It's Ray. He "spraddles" (MomKatt's word for it - she thinks it's cute) all the time on the bed and it's just SO embarrassing but - apparently - not for him. I mean - right out in the open! In front of Bast and everyfur! If someone meows about it (like me) he just LOOKS at you - like he's doing in this picture, as if to say: "Huh? What?" It's disgusting! It's like a human male leaving the toilet seat up! We girls and discerning guys don't want to see this - am I right? Can I get a "Yes ma'am!"? (And don't EVEN ask me about his uncovered, nuclear waste dumps!!!) When *I* perform this act, I do it quietly and I'm not brazen about it. I don't unashamedly show my blossom...