My Immodest Brofur

Girl kitties! (Well, guy kitties too, I guess.  I'm sure SOME of you aren't like this - and possess a wee bit of discretion and regard for others living with you.)

Do any of you have a rude/immodest brofur? I do. 

It's Ray.

He "spraddles" (MomKatt's word for it - she thinks it's cute) all the time on the bed and it's just SO embarrassing but - apparently - not for him. I mean - right out in the open! In front of Bast and everyfur! If someone meows about it (like me) he just LOOKS at you - like he's doing in this picture, as if to say:  "Huh?  What?"

It's disgusting!  It's like a human male leaving the toilet seat up!

We girls and discerning guys don't want to see this - am I right?  Can I get a "Yes ma'am!"?
 
(And don't EVEN ask me about his uncovered, nuclear waste dumps!!!) 


When *I* perform this act, I do it quietly and I'm not brazen about it.  I don't unashamedly show my blossom to other kits who, frankly, have naps to take and don't give a rat's bottom.

Why that picture ... it's like he WANTS you to look!  And MomKatt taking more pictures like that are just feeding him.

Boys .... ICK!

Purrz!
Selina

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  1. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuMarch 28, 2017 at 10:54 AM

    Ahem... this is a bit embarrassing but we have no idea what you're talking about, Miss Selina. Spra-whats?

    Purrs,
    Da Beebs and Da Genj

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    1. SelinaMarch 28, 2017 at 12:39 PM

      Meowlo Beebs and Genj:

      It means:

      "to spread out (one's legs, etc.) widely"

      according to MomKatt's "Free Dictionary" app (which she LOVES).

      Interestingly, it also the term meaning:

      "a disease that affects poultry, in which the legs splay so that they cannot stand properly."

      Poor chickens .... :( Ugh.

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  2. Summer at sparklecat.comMarch 28, 2017 at 2:25 PM

    Is spraddling kind of like manspreading on the Metro?

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  3. Brian's Home BlogMarch 28, 2017 at 2:55 PM

    MOL, Simon and I have no comment.

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  4. da tabbies o trout towneMarch 28, 2017 at 4:01 PM

    whitefish waves guyz......we haz knot seen ya in for ever !

    hope all iz well with everee one ♥

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  5. Memories of Eric and FlynnMarch 30, 2017 at 7:39 AM

    MOL! I have to admit I am also guilty of said indiscretion.

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  6. Kitties BlueMarch 30, 2017 at 6:06 PM

    You totally cracked us up, Selina. Being a black panfur, your brokers "unmentionables" really don't show-ip. but we understand your disgust.Boys can be so oblivious to good manners. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

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