Where Is It?!?!
Once upon a time (a long time ago into yesterday), two black cats were meowing to each other in Reidsville. Selina, a bit frantic, said: "OK MomKatt ... this isn't funny ... WHERE is the gooshy fud? It's ALWAYS kept here, RIGHT HERE. And as you see now, there's nothing. NOTHING here. NOTHI NG!" " Morticia, HOW can you sit there so calmly? Can't you see? TH ERE IS NO GOO SHY FOOD IN THE CABINET! WE'RE GOING TO STARVE! What's wrong with you, woman? Why aren't you meowing your head off?!" T o which the calmer of the two felines replied : "Oh Selina, relax! You're always going off the deep end. I'm not worried, MomKatt'll come through with the goods. She always does - you'll see. Just be patient See? Like me. " Selina began turning around and around in the open cabinet. " OMC ... there is NO gooshy fud! What 'll we DO? It's GO T to be somewhere....