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Pre-Dinner Dialogue

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Morticia:  I wish MomKatt would hurry up and make with the gooshy f ood.  I'm hungry! Selina:  You're always hungry, Morticia. Morticia :  Yes, but I'm always ESPECIALLY hungry at 5:40 PM every day.  Why doe s she have to scoop th e litter boxes before she feeds us? Selina:  'Cause she likes getting the "worst" chore over with first. Morticia:  Well , I certainly don't think it would KILL her to feed us first.  Then she can scoop those old boxes while we chow down. Selina:  MomKatt's very ... methodical.  Haven't you noticed?  Heck, y ou've lived here longer than I have. Morticia:  Are you insinuating something, Se lina? Selina:  Who, ME?  No, of course not! Morticia:  'Cause if you are ...  Selina:  No, I'm not - honest!   You 're in your prime, like MomKatt.  You're both 48 in hooman years. Morticia:  ( looks at Selina thoughtfull y)  Weeeellll ... OK.  If ...