Pre-Dinner Dialogue

Morticia:  I wish MomKatt would hurry up and make with the gooshy food.  I'm hungry!

Selina:  You're always hungry, Morticia.

Morticia:  Yes, but I'm always ESPECIALLY hungry at 5:40 PM every day.  Why does she have to scoop the litter boxes before she feeds us?

Selina:  'Cause she likes getting the "worst" chore over with first.

Morticia:  Well, I certainly don't think it would KILL her to feed us first.  Then she can scoop those old boxes while we chow down.

Selina:  MomKatt's very ... methodical.  Haven't you noticed?  Heck, you've lived here longer than I have.

Morticia:  Are you insinuating something, Selina?

Selina:  Who, ME?  No, of course not!

Morticia:  'Cause if you are ... 

Selina:  No, I'm not - honest!  You're in your prime, like MomKatt.  You're both 48 in hooman years.

Morticia:  (looks at Selina thoughtfully)  Weeeellll ... OK.  If you say so.  Maybe if I meow louder ... (takes a deep breath)  ME NOW!!  ME NOW!!  ME NOW!!

Selina:  Forget it, 'Ticia.  She's gone upstairs to scoop the boxes up there.

Morticia:  MOUSES!

Selina:  No, it's Fancy Feast.

Morticia:  Oh, shut up!  

Comments

  1. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalNovember 22, 2013 at 3:14 PM

    Ha Ha Ha !
    You two are to funny :)

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  2. Summer at sparklecat.comNovember 22, 2013 at 3:18 PM

    We don't bother with conversation at dinnertime - we just smack each other!

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  3. Brian's Home BlogNovember 22, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    Mouses fur sure! Y'all gave ne giggles!

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  4. Mickey's MusingsNovember 22, 2013 at 8:31 PM

    We like to do the "Me Now " chorus :)
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Treasure,Tiger, JJ and Julie

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  5. Cathy KeishaNovember 22, 2013 at 9:09 PM

    HAH! TW feeds me at 5:30 and cleans the boxes around noon. MOL!

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  6. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuNovember 23, 2013 at 4:36 AM

    So, someone gets a little impatient at mealtimes? Over here, the pest is Genji. he will almost stand in the bowl as #1 is trying to put food in it…

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  7. Little Miss TitchNovember 23, 2013 at 12:38 PM

    Hehehehehe you too are just too funny!xx Speedy

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  8. AnonymousNovember 24, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    Mouses, are you funny.. MOL :D I have a surprise for you on our bloggie. Have fun :) Pawkiss :)

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