Where Is It?!?!
Once upon a time (a long time ago into yesterday), two black cats were meowing to each other in Reidsville. Selina, a bit frantic, said:
"OK MomKatt ... this isn't funny ... WHERE is the gooshy fud? It's ALWAYS kept here, RIGHT HERE. And as you see now, there's nothing. NOTHING here. NOTHING!"
"Morticia, HOW can you sit there so calmly? Can't you see? THERE IS NO GOOSHY FOOD IN THE CABINET! WE'RE GOING TO STARVE! What's wrong with you, woman? Why aren't you meowing your head off?!"
To which the calmer of the two felines replied:
"Oh Selina, relax! You're always going off the deep end. I'm not worried, MomKatt'll come through with the goods. She always does - you'll see. Just be patient See? Like me."
Selina began turning around and around in the open cabinet.
"OMC ... there is NO gooshy fud! What'll we DO? It's GOT to be somewhere. This is some horrible dystopian nightmare I'm stuck in. Is that a treat? No, it's a bit of fluff. I'll keep looking around - I mean, it's GOTTA be here! I'm lookin' ... see? Nothing. Not a CRUMB. MORTICIA! I'm startin' to panic here!"
"Look, I'm telling you, Selina - relax. It'll get here! Why don't you center yourself like I do? Like this." Morticia proceeds to pull self up taller than she was in her last picture, breathing in through her nose and out through her mouth, calmly picturing ... butterflies.
*Meanwhile, Brofur Peppers thinks he has the solution to this potential disaster.*
"Heh heh ... while those two carry on, I'll nom on the crunchy food. If Selina would only think about it, she'd realize that the presence of kibble means we won't starve. She's always going on about something."
As you can see, in the end, all was well.
Fud was brought. Lots of it, in fact.
Morticia retained her serenity (and got her favorite Fancy Feast flavor, Beef Feast, for dinner).
Peppers got both kibble and gooshy food. No fool, he.
And Selina? Well ...
As Shakespeare wrote, "All's well that ends well."
"OK MomKatt ... this isn't funny ... WHERE is the gooshy fud? It's ALWAYS kept here, RIGHT HERE. And as you see now, there's nothing. NOTHING here. NOTHING!"
"Morticia, HOW can you sit there so calmly? Can't you see? THERE IS NO GOOSHY FOOD IN THE CABINET! WE'RE GOING TO STARVE! What's wrong with you, woman? Why aren't you meowing your head off?!"
To which the calmer of the two felines replied:
"Oh Selina, relax! You're always going off the deep end. I'm not worried, MomKatt'll come through with the goods. She always does - you'll see. Just be patient See? Like me."
Selina began turning around and around in the open cabinet.
"OMC ... there is NO gooshy fud! What'll we DO? It's GOT to be somewhere. This is some horrible dystopian nightmare I'm stuck in. Is that a treat? No, it's a bit of fluff. I'll keep looking around - I mean, it's GOTTA be here! I'm lookin' ... see? Nothing. Not a CRUMB. MORTICIA! I'm startin' to panic here!"
"Look, I'm telling you, Selina - relax. It'll get here! Why don't you center yourself like I do? Like this." Morticia proceeds to pull self up taller than she was in her last picture, breathing in through her nose and out through her mouth, calmly picturing ... butterflies.
*Meanwhile, Brofur Peppers thinks he has the solution to this potential disaster.*
"Heh heh ... while those two carry on, I'll nom on the crunchy food. If Selina would only think about it, she'd realize that the presence of kibble means we won't starve. She's always going on about something."
As you can see, in the end, all was well.
Fud was brought. Lots of it, in fact.
Morticia retained her serenity (and got her favorite Fancy Feast flavor, Beef Feast, for dinner).
Peppers got both kibble and gooshy food. No fool, he.
And Selina? Well ...
As Shakespeare wrote, "All's well that ends well."
FIN
silly girl....the momkatt wouldn't let you go hungry :)
ReplyDeletePhew!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Thanks be to goodness!
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Nissy
Bravo! What started out as a scary fairytale had a happy ending. I love happy endings. I panic also when the food cabinet is empty even if I know she has more food in the storage shelf. We girls just can't help ourselves.
ReplyDeleteVery smart to check the cupboard! Glad the humans stocked up, though they never should run out. We would have had to teach them a serious lesson!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness - we were wondering if a delivery from the UK would arrive before you faded away if we sent you a food parcel.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Okay, I'm here now, let's eat!
ReplyDeleteselina...hold up a minit...we iz knot good at math N will glad lee say sew coz we hate it, but even we can tell de food supply be shorted 79,022,315 canz......yur mom better haza good eggs planation for THAT !!
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Even though I don't eat much, I still panic when SHE doesn't come up with the stinky goodness on time!! Scary!!! Selena you were freaking just a tiny bit!! ;) xx
ReplyDeletePhew! that was like a nightmare. I am glad you didn't starve.
ReplyDeletePoor Selina! That would have stressed out some other kitty I know who lives here! (Hint: she has multicolor fur and loves to whap.)
ReplyDeleteSelina! We have the same exact throw to lay on!
ReplyDeleteWHEW! You had us worried for a minute there.
ReplyDeleteWe hafta admit, we got a little nervous when we saw that empty cupboard too, Selina.
ReplyDeleteThank cod! We had our Mom and some FF on standby, just in case!
ReplyDeletePhew Momkatt saved the day!
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful story, with a happy end. Is there a slightest chance to get some tuna... :D
ReplyDeletewow, that was close!
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