ManKatt Monday - MUPPET DOWN!

OMC!  PEEPS!

Today was supposed to be all about my brofur, Peppers, 'cause it's "ManKatt Monday"  But I'm afraid it's gotten ... complicated.

See, I just came upon these photographs in MomKatt's iPhone and I just don't know what to THINK.  They involve my DadKatt's childhood Muppet, Cookie Monster.  From this photograph, it's obvious that Cookie Monster is dead; he's not moving and there's no hand stuffed up his butt.

But why is he lying, dead, on OUR dining room floor?

And why ... oh WHY??? ... is Peppers sitting near to him?  Is he guarding the body?  Preserving the crime scene?

Or ... is the answer something far more sinister?

I guess this is a good time to say my MomKatt knows some good lawyers ... 

*gulp*

Oh Peppers!  How can you just LIE there like that, so ... so ... CASUALLY?!

Can't you see he's DEAD?

Oh kitties, I think I've stepped into some dystopian nightmare!  Could my brofur - so sweet, so innocent, such a big BABY - have been involved in ... 

MUPPET-CIDE?!  (I mean, s'riously, he doesn't know ANYONE in law enforcement!)

Selina  
       

Comments

  1. Random FelinesApril 22, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    we think he just found it that way.... yep, that's the story to stick to!!!

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  2. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesApril 22, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    No no no, he's joined the FBI (Feline Burro of Investigation) and he's investigating the crime scene. He's studying it from every angle so he can catch the real killer! Or discover the natural causes of death. No no, I'm sure it's all perfectly innocent!

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    1. SelinaApril 22, 2013 at 2:44 PM

      I dunno ... he has trouble finding his BUTT some days ... MOL!

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  3. Summer at sparklecat.comApril 22, 2013 at 2:28 PM

    I hate to tell you this, Selina, but I would probably kill that thing too.

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    1. SelinaApril 22, 2013 at 2:43 PM

      My DadKatt isn't buying it. He said, "Cookie Monster knows better. Play dead until the danger has passed. As soon as Peppers abandoned the scene Cookie Monster scuttled off…………to “an undisclosed location”. Probably had a cookie with Chaney." ROFL!

      Who's Chaney?

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  4. RedSetterApril 22, 2013 at 4:34 PM

    He's just playing possum, deny all knowledge.

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  5. CATachresisApril 22, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    Is there any forensics? Evidence looks circumstantial to me!! ;) mol

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  6. The Island CatsApril 22, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    Uh oh! We think Peppers might have been framed. :)

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  7. AnonymousApril 22, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    I'm with the Island Cats on this one.... I think he's been framed too!

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  8. Angel Prancer PieApril 22, 2013 at 9:26 PM

    Oh My Cat! It doesn't look too good fur Peppers!

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  9. Katie IsabellaApril 23, 2013 at 9:39 AM

    OH NOES! What will Peppers do? What will your MOMMY do? Hurry...delete the evidence!

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  10. Texas, a Cat in... AustinApril 23, 2013 at 10:49 PM

    I'm sure it's not him! He's just waiting for paramedics to arrive!
    Purrs

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