"A Poem" - By Selina

Ahem, ahem ...

"A POEM" ... with illustrations ... by Selina (that's me). (Pics courtesy of MomKatt 'cause I can't sign onto her iPhone ... yet ...)

One banana,

Two banana,


Three banana,
 Four!
Five banana,
Six banana,
Seven banana,

(You'll love this next one ...)

FLOOR!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Oh, I just crack myself up!

Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again? MOL! MOL!

Did you find my poem "ap-PEAL-ing"?

Wait, I can't hear you - I have a banana in my ear!

(MomKatt told me these lines were funny, honest!)

PURRS!
Selina (the EXTREMELY silly this morning, for some reason ... )

Comments

  1. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensJune 13, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    you so funny!

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  2. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalJune 13, 2012 at 11:39 AM

    VERY ap-PEAL-ing poem , Selina !!!
    *MOL*

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  3. Hannah and LucyJune 13, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    Watch out you don't slip on your banana skin Selina!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    1. SelinaJune 14, 2012 at 11:29 AM

      *whispers to her furriends* I think MOMKATT'S the one that's "slipped"! MOL

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  4. Summer at sparklecat.comJune 13, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    MOL!!!

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  5. Brian's Home BlogJune 13, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    I think you went bananas!

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  6. Memories of Eric and FlynnJune 13, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    Hahaha!

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  7. Cathy KeishaJune 13, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    HAH! You even got a nip nana. You've got a punny sense of humor.

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  8. ZoolatryJune 13, 2012 at 8:35 PM

    Don't we know it
    you're quite the poet!
    These oldies-but-goodies never go bad; so funny!

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  9. Laura and Taffeta RoseJune 14, 2012 at 12:53 AM

    MOL! Selina, you are the cat's pajamas!

    Laura & Taffy

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  10. Angel Prancer PieJune 14, 2012 at 2:00 AM

    Seriously funny, Selina! xoxo

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  11. EverycatJune 14, 2012 at 6:21 AM

    Selina you made us cackle with laughter, also, your Mom's previous post where she guilt trips you without mercy is very funny too.

    Bananas, they deserve all they get!

    Oliver, Gerry & Mungo

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    1. SelinaJune 14, 2012 at 11:28 AM

      O, G & M:

      I'm glad you were all cackling! You should subscribe so you can cackle some more! (Shameless plug, I know ... MomKatt MADE me meow that!)

      Yes, bananas are EVIL ... unless stuffed with catnip. Then they are just to be treated like the vermin they are. Why the two-leggers eat 'em I'll NEVER know.

      PURRS!
      Selina

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