They call me ...

LONGPAW ...

*cues Charles Bronson playing a harmonica*

My origin is a mystery, as is my past.

But my future is clear. 

No hooman ankle is safe from my reach, no running feline immune from being tripped while in mid-flight from the litterbox ... or to the food bowl.

Young or old, rich or poor, big or small, long-haired or short-haired:  sooner or later, my paw will find you.

And you will never, EVER be the same again.



You can run, but you can't hide from ...

LONGPAW!

*whispers aside*  Was that OK?  Was I dramatic enough?  Do you think Animal Planet will consider my proposal for a feline cop show based on this premise?

Maybe if I include a video of me tripping Livia ... or Peppers ... 

PURRS!
Selina (trying out her new nickname)

Comments

  1. Hannah and LucyJuly 16, 2012 at 11:39 AM

    Longpaw - please try to find something more sexy than that Selina. You need mancat appeal!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    1. SelinaJuly 16, 2012 at 11:50 AM

      Oh I think "Selina" is the "sexii moniker"! MOL

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  2. Brian's Home BlogJuly 16, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    You really do have the longpaw reach!

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    1. SelinaJuly 16, 2012 at 1:52 PM

      And it's all natural, too - no extensions! :)

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  3. Memories of Eric and FlynnJuly 16, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    Wow LongPaw, you are so dramatic that we are a little bit scared of you now.

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  4. Cherry City KittiesJuly 16, 2012 at 3:34 PM

    We respect the longpaw!

    Harry, Dexter and Tipp

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    1. SelinaJuly 19, 2012 at 9:37 AM

      And I promise NOT to trip you guys ... well, maybe a coupla times .... *mol*

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  5. Katie IsabellaJuly 16, 2012 at 3:41 PM

    I LOVED that comment you made about the paw being natural with no extentions. LOVE!

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    1. SelinaJuly 19, 2012 at 9:36 AM

      These days, I think a girl has to be up front about things such as that, otherwise peeps get ideas ...

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  6. Katnip LoungeJuly 16, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    heh heh. Your new PURRsona is great!

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  7. Callie (a.k.a. Trouble)July 16, 2012 at 5:59 PM

    Well, they certainly should consider it - I mean it is certainly better than some new shows out there!

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    1. SelinaJuly 19, 2012 at 9:36 AM

      OMC it's SOOOO true, Callie! What silly things hoomans watch! At least my pawrents watch Detroit Tigers baseball games - VERY cerebral. *grins*

      Selina

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  8. Summer at sparklecat.comJuly 16, 2012 at 7:42 PM

    Selina, I think the show should look at long paws all over the country... just saying, because I'm the long paw here. ;)

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    1. SelinaJuly 19, 2012 at 9:35 AM

      Hey, the more the merrier, I think, Sparkle! C'mon & get in the shot with me! *grins*

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  9. Cathy KeishaJuly 18, 2012 at 5:58 PM

    Love it! LongPaw! You're adorable in the last pic.

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    1. SelinaJuly 19, 2012 at 9:37 AM

      Aww thank you CK! That's my patented "you KNOW you wanna pet me" look!

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