They call me ...
LONGPAW ...
*cues Charles Bronson playing a harmonica*
My origin is a mystery, as is my past.
But my future is clear.
No hooman ankle is safe from my reach, no running feline immune from being tripped while in mid-flight from the litterbox ... or to the food bowl.
Young or old, rich or poor, big or small, long-haired or short-haired: sooner or later, my paw will find you.
And you will never, EVER be the same again.
You can run, but you can't hide from ...
LONGPAW!
*whispers aside* Was that OK? Was I dramatic enough? Do you think Animal Planet will consider my proposal for a feline cop show based on this premise?
Maybe if I include a video of me tripping Livia ... or Peppers ...
PURRS!
Selina (trying out her new nickname)
My origin is a mystery, as is my past.
But my future is clear.
No hooman ankle is safe from my reach, no running feline immune from being tripped while in mid-flight from the litterbox ... or to the food bowl.
Young or old, rich or poor, big or small, long-haired or short-haired: sooner or later, my paw will find you.
And you will never, EVER be the same again.
You can run, but you can't hide from ...
LONGPAW!
Maybe if I include a video of me tripping Livia ... or Peppers ...
PURRS!
Selina (trying out her new nickname)
Longpaw - please try to find something more sexy than that Selina. You need mancat appeal!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Oh I think "Selina" is the "sexii moniker"! MOL
DeleteYou really do have the longpaw reach!
ReplyDeleteAnd it's all natural, too - no extensions! :)
DeleteWow LongPaw, you are so dramatic that we are a little bit scared of you now.
ReplyDeleteOscar caliber, would you say? *G*
DeleteWe respect the longpaw!
ReplyDeleteHarry, Dexter and Tipp
And I promise NOT to trip you guys ... well, maybe a coupla times .... *mol*
DeleteI LOVED that comment you made about the paw being natural with no extentions. LOVE!
ReplyDeleteThese days, I think a girl has to be up front about things such as that, otherwise peeps get ideas ...
Deleteheh heh. Your new PURRsona is great!
ReplyDeleteWell, they certainly should consider it - I mean it is certainly better than some new shows out there!
ReplyDeleteOMC it's SOOOO true, Callie! What silly things hoomans watch! At least my pawrents watch Detroit Tigers baseball games - VERY cerebral. *grins*
DeleteSelina
Selina, I think the show should look at long paws all over the country... just saying, because I'm the long paw here. ;)
ReplyDeleteHey, the more the merrier, I think, Sparkle! C'mon & get in the shot with me! *grins*
DeleteLove it! LongPaw! You're adorable in the last pic.
ReplyDeleteAww thank you CK! That's my patented "you KNOW you wanna pet me" look!
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