The Madness of Birthday 'Nip

We pawtied HARD for Morticia's birthday and our celebrations involved ... 

HARD DRUGS!

LEGAL ORGANIC SUBSTANCES!!!*

MomKatt even rubbed MORE intoxicants legal organic substances on our 'nip toys & regular smaller toys to intensify the experience!  See what trouble I'm giving this 'nip 'naner above there?

And now, as you can see from the BLUR, I'm SEIZING the 'nip bag and giving it NO chance to escape my clutches!
 


Now as you might expect, the Birthday Girl, Morticia, was getting down, too, but (as is her way) in a very measured & lady-like manner, thus:

Ahhhhh ... we ALL know that "glazed-eyes" expression, don't we?  (Oh, c'mon admit it, we've ALL been there!)

 
Me?  No subtleties for this Little One-Eyed Thang!  I go at 'nip full-bore!

MomKatt called this photo "NipMunk"!  Can you see why?





Silly rodent!  He didn't stand a chance!

Whoa, dude!  I'm on my head, nearly, in THIS picture!  It ALL looks groovy from here!

    


After awhile though, it was "bedtime for Bonzo" (whoever HE is):


Time to survey the damage ... hey 'Ticia!  Quit snorin' over there!

*No attorney was consulted in the writing of this blog post.  We know for a fact we ain't gettin' no contraband ... no sirreee, not this straighlaced  law abiding household!  No sneakin' around back fences, dealing with shady cat toy websites or weirdos dressed in shabby trenchcoats .... Oooohhhh noooo .....

Comments

  1. da tabbies o trout towneFebruary 11, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    happee bee lated birthdayz morticia; we iz knot a loud ta play on line on de week oh ends, sew we mizzed it

    heerez ta a bazillion mor N we hope ya all sew getted bee sides theeze way awesum toys; a 2013 FURRAREEZ car, a masterCAt charge oh card oh yur veree own; sum flounder, trout, sea bass, skip jack tuna N pork chops, sum pizza pies, sghetti, cake, donuts and a mew cat tree with a frigeratorz attached !!

    happee day two ewe

    XOXOXO

    frum all oh uz in TT

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  2. Seville at Nerissa's LifeFebruary 11, 2013 at 2:30 PM

    Ahhhh.... the nip. Yup. Been there, done that. purrs

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  3. Memories of Eric and FlynnFebruary 11, 2013 at 2:46 PM

    Yup, nip gets me like that as well.
    Flynn

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  4. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuFebruary 11, 2013 at 2:47 PM

    You lot certainly know how to party hard!!!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  5. Summer at sparklecat.comFebruary 11, 2013 at 3:46 PM

    It is a good thing for us kitties that nip is legal - and that we don't have to worry about DUIs!

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  6. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesFebruary 11, 2013 at 4:53 PM

    MOL, oh boy, looks like you had a great time! I love how you seem to have circled all the nippy toys around yourself there.. hoarding are we?

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  7. Cathy KeishaFebruary 11, 2013 at 5:55 PM

    Any silvervine involved in the celebration? I know where to score some primo vine. Pssst …

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  8. Cats Herd YouFebruary 11, 2013 at 7:59 PM

    That looks like a fantastic nip party!

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  9. Hannah and LucyFebruary 12, 2013 at 8:18 AM

    We wish your Mom Khat had joined in the nip fest too Selina - we are very partial to a sniff or two ourselves.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  10. CATachresisFebruary 12, 2013 at 8:47 AM

    We've all been there, Selena!! Oh the fun, the jollity, the .... whatever!! ;)

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