Radio Silence!


Hello, all, Morticia here!  

As you can see, I'm meowing.  Something I'm doing a lot more of recently.  (Hey, a girl has to let the hoomans know what's on her mind, right?)   

Anyway, right now, I'm meowing a message to all Selina's fans & readers.

Your favorite uniocular kitty is taking a vacation.  Well, actually, her typist, otherwise known as MomKatt, is taking a vacation.  But they'll both be back quicker than you can say, "Fancy Feast!"  Or "Litter Locker!"  Or ... "HAM!" 

(Did I mention I love HAM!?)

Selina says to be sure to tell you all to miss her, OK? 

Now, I'm going to go over here & meow at Peppers.  He doesn't listen, but I'll make some noise at him anyway.     

Flashin' you the white whisker,
Morticia

PS - In Selina's absence, *I* will be accepting all HAM! donations ... of course I'll save some for her when she returns ... of COURSE I will ... maybe ... if she gets back quickly ... I mean, what if it SPOILS?!

Comments

  1. Hannah and LucyMay 31, 2013 at 12:39 PM

    Morticia we are pleased to meet you - usually Selina comes to meow to us - purrhaps we should say meow at us as she always has so much to say and we can't get a meow in edgeways!! Take care.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    1. SelinaMay 31, 2013 at 12:40 PM

      MOL MOL! Yeah, she's like that. Always yappin' about something ... *giggles*

      Got any HAM!?

      Morticia (the stand-in)

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  2. da tabbies o trout towneMay 31, 2013 at 5:31 PM

    a vacation....!!!! did sum one say houz trashin partee time :) pea ess...ticia...ya gotta try friez with yur ham samiches !!!

    hope everee one haza grate week oh end !

    enjoy yur vacation mom...knot ta worree bout a thing ~~~

    tee;)

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  3. The Island CatsMay 31, 2013 at 10:30 PM

    We hope your peeps enjoy their vacation...and we'll see you all when they get back!

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  4. Summer at sparklecat.comMay 31, 2013 at 10:57 PM

    Somehow, I get the feeling that Selina didn't get a chance to proofread this message!

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  5. CATachresisJune 1, 2013 at 5:24 AM

    Morticia, it's lovely to see you hamming it up for the camera!!! ;)

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  6. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuJune 1, 2013 at 5:54 AM

    Thanks for letting s know, Morticia. We hope the vacation will be fun!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  7. AnonymousJune 2, 2013 at 1:43 PM

    Did somebody say FREE HAM?????

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  8. Texas, a Cat in... AustinJune 2, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    Enjoy your vacations and don't forget to come back soon ;-)
    Someone mentioned ham?
    Purrs

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  9. Memories of Eric and FlynnJune 2, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    Ham? Where's the ham? Enjoy your vacation.

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  10. Cathy KeishaJune 2, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    Whoa! I miss her already. I hope MomKatt gets to see Mariano in Seattle. The game will be on too late for TW to stay up. That's what she always says but she winds up staying up unless they're getting killed. Be safe.

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  11. KatJune 16, 2013 at 4:59 PM

    Have a fun time on your vacation! Love you guys xxoo

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