Walk The Plank or Else!

Arrggh! Who needs an eyepatch, matey, when Ah only gots da one eye, donchaknow?  If'n I had an eye patch on me one eye, I could'na see me whiskers afore me face!  How silly would DAT be?  I'd be a-walkin' off planks an' the ends 'o piers an' runnin' into da walls an' a-fallin' down da steps an' into barrels 'o rum 'n grog 'n margaritas! 

Hey wait, that part might not be so bad ...

Ahoy! Scuppers! Mizzenmast! Cutlass! Shiver me timbers! Let's go walk the plank! 

What the heck am I SAYING?!  Avast!  Gimme da gooshy fuds an' no one gets hurt!

An' Ah'm takin' back me blog-o, so I am!  Dose kittens haf had enuff publicity!  It's MY blog, so it 'tis, ye scurvy upstarts!   Get yer own or face da perils 'o Davie Jones' lockerz 'n stuff!  Or worse yet, Ah'll toss ye into dis heah landlubbin' dryer so ya get all tumbly and come out all a-staggerin' like'n ye had tree legz an' ye'd been on a tree-day grog bender!

Ahoy dere, Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day ta y'all!  (Ya din think Ah WOULDN’T show up today, did ye?  Ah mean, Ah'm a one-eyed kitteh - what BETTER day ta come 'round heah?)

*HIC!*

Purrz!
Selina


Comments

  1. SelinaSeptember 19, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    MomKatt here: Pardon Selina. She's had WAY too much grog ......

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  2. meowmeowmansSeptember 19, 2013 at 6:23 PM

    Ahoy, Selina! We be stopping by to wish ye a happy Meow Like a Pirate Day!

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  3. Mickey's MusingsSeptember 19, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    Yar Selina! You found yer treasure early and now ye be happy ;)
    Happy pirating!
    Arrrgh, Tillie and Georgia,
    Treasure,Tiger, JJ and Julie

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  4. Cathy KeishaSeptember 19, 2013 at 7:21 PM

    Avast! Pass th' spiced rum 'n nobody gets hurt by Bloody Prudentilla Kidd. I'll have ye swabbing th' deck an' walking th' plant. Arrr!

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  5. Cats Herd YouSeptember 19, 2013 at 7:47 PM

    Selina, with one eye, you make the perfect pirate cat without having to dress in a costume at all!

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  6. Team TabbySeptember 19, 2013 at 9:34 PM

    We's happy to hear you are taking part in da pirate day! It has its rewards, arrgh!


    Mindy
    Moe
    Cookie
    Mike

    PS we are willing to share our booty


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  7. Kitties BlueSeptember 19, 2013 at 9:42 PM

    Selina, you look as if you actually are in the dryer. That looks like a rather precarious place to spend your time. You never know when you might go for a tumble. You got that pirate speak down really well. Wes thinking you's a real pirate and are hiding it most of the time. Arrrgh! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  8. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesSeptember 20, 2013 at 2:14 AM

    Hee hee hee, happy pirate day!!

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  9. Little Miss TitchSeptember 20, 2013 at 3:05 AM

    Arrrgh Selina we both be real Pirates seeing as we only have one eye,ye eye patch can on yer missing,but ye are a fine pirate to be sure,xx Capt'n Speedy

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  10. Hannah and LucySeptember 20, 2013 at 8:26 AM

    We were pleased that you came to visit us pirates - you certainly managed a tankard or two of grog without falling over!! Bottoms up as we say in the UK.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  11. FozziemumSeptember 20, 2013 at 8:50 AM

    Ah Selina a good blast a ye rum an ye be back on ya feetz an outta the dryer swift like an all...arrrrr big hugs Fozziemum xx

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  12. Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs September 20, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    We think you make a great pirate Selina.

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  13. Texas, a Cat in... AustinSeptember 20, 2013 at 12:01 PM

    It is nice to see you, Selina! You indeed make a great Pirate! Hope your Meow like a pirate day was fun!
    Purrs

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  14. MollieSeptember 20, 2013 at 2:30 PM

    Happy pirates day..are you sitting in the washing machine..Bawahwhhahwa xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  15. CATachresisSeptember 20, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    Ok Selena!!! Yours tops the Rs. You even had the human chuckling !!! ;)

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  16. Jans Funny FarmSeptember 20, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    You're funny, Selina. Um, we mean you're a fierce pirate, Selina.

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  17. Seville at Nerissa's LifeSeptember 22, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    Have you recovered yet from all your pirating? Hope so!

    Please come for a visit to my blog today, Selina. There's a special little somethin' waitin' for you there.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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